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dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

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(Source: thisoneasshole)

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sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

» time 5 months ago   » notes 97210
life

life

(Source: mailbride)

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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» time 5 months ago   » notes 268143

(Source: hell0imj0hnnycash)

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shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

» time 5 months ago   » notes 204124

ahogenoises:

high school AUs

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actual high school

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» time 6 months ago   » notes 70539

radical-katya:

in middle school my church took a trip and our priest found a temporary tattoo on the floor of a gas station bathroom and put it on later we had to take him to the hospital bc it was laced with LSD

(Source: kuffy)

» time 7 months ago   » notes 135335

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

» time 7 months ago   » notes 423721

frostied:

cute boys with girlfriends ruin everything

» time 7 months ago   » notes 5648

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

» time 7 months ago   » notes 807140

smpitrnal:

the size of my thighs makes me so sad

» time 7 months ago   » notes 66745

(Source: pleatedjeans)

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kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(Source: i-remade-fffffuckkkkkkkkk)

» time 7 months ago   » notes 577025